Bullets, shrapnel, and Camel Spiders
OK. Imagine yourself crouching in the middle of a debris littered alley while bullets zip overhead. In the distance you hear a grenade go off followed by shrill screams of pain. You quickly check your body for bullet wounds and horribly discover a Giant Camel Spider gnawing on your knee…
Never heard of the Giant Camel Spiders? Well, remember the movie ‘Aliens’? Remember those crazy looking egg layers that would face rape poor victims injecting them with an ‘Alien’ embryo? OK, now imagine those things in real life running at you at speeds up to 10mph.
This is what soldiers in Iraq deal with:

That’s a Giant Camel Spider eating another Camel Spider. The damn things are cannibals.
