The worst things you can say to a traffic cop
* “Hey, if you just grow a mustache, you’d look just like that cop in the Village People!”
* “Come on, you try keeping an eye on the speedometer when you’re trying to light a bong!”
* “Sorry, my girlfriend just got her braces caught in my zipper.”
* “Aren’t you missing the fresh batch of crullers at the donut shop, Tubby?”
* “Would you hold my beer while I get my license?”
* “Do you agree with the theory that men who choose jobs with guns are compensating for having tiny [...]?”
