Protect yourself from infidelity
At first I assumed the term infidelity had something to do with a males inability to procreate. The word actually means to be unfaithful.
If you’re significant other has been acting a little weird lately and you happened to notice a new stain on the sheets, SemenStain may or may not be able to put your worries at ease. Is that inconspicuous stain on the sheets, pillow case, and wall you noticed with the black light semen?! Does anyone keep a black light next to their beds to check the sheets before your guest comes? Leave it to the “experts” to decide. There could be a few valid explanations. The stain could be drool, a bleach stain, or… it could be the residual evidence left by the pool boy / mail man collecting their bonuses.
Send $10 and a sample of your evidence away to be analyzed by SemenStain. Chances are your $10 is gone and a pimple faced kid will send you a hand written note on a napkin with the words “douche bag” to you.
