Bitch turned Poodle

This has been floating around the net for some time. It’s probably new to some though. The only reason I felt the urge to post this is because I had to beat the neighbors dog down with a stick after it tried to jump me for my Chalupa.

Using a little creativity, cardboard, padding, and a sweater-like overcoat you can turn your mean-son-of-bitch Doberman or Rottweiler into a cuddly looking poodle. Just make sure to wipe up that drool that’s been building up from growling at small people, other dogs, birds, stuffed animals, ect.

There are a few other kits including: “Turn your German Shepherd into a Golden Retriever!”, and “Turn your Mastiff into an Old English Sheepdog!” I’d give the company props if they figured out how to make a Daschund look like a Pitbull.

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