What happened to the simple ice-cream flavors?

Chocolate Garlic (for killing vampires), Haddock, Bay Leaf, Lox (salmon?), Durian (sounds like some sort of Rubbermaid product), and Lobster ice-cream? Mmm can you imagine the creamy flavors melting in your mouth? No? Well Style Slave took the reins and taste tested the “specialty” flavors on a unique panel of judges including innocent children.

Flavor: Chocolate Garlic
Rachel, age 8: It tastes like poop. How could you live with yourself if you made that ice cream?
Flavor: Haddock
Alexander, age 10: That’s either fish or two-year-old hair.
Flavor: Bay Leaf
Penny, age 5: I’m not going to taste any more. All the flavors are just dirty.

Do 5 year olds really put sentances together like that?

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