For Sale: My Brother’s Balls

My brother Michael (photo inset) hasn’t been in possession of his nuts for a very long time. You see, his wife took them and has refused to give them back to him. This has pretty much left him a spineless shell of a man. What kind of brother would I be if I didn’t try and help him? If you win, I will bring the money to my sister-in-law and buy his balls from her. I must warn you, she has had them for a VERY long time, and by now, you can’t even tell they were once part of a man. I have seen them, she keeps them in her purse. It’s sad. I will try and find a picture for you…but keep in mind – it won’t be pretty and they don’t even look like balls anymore, they are like seeds. Thank you for your help. God bless.

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Thanks Jon