DateMeNatalie.com
Do you know any other Andrew Goldfarb’s?
So here it is. I’m pouring myself out. This site doesn’t exist to proclaim how very much in love I am with Natalie Portman–I’ve never even met the girl. No, this is simply a way for me to tell the world (and hopefully Natalie herself) that I feel as though we have the potential to be compatible. All I’m asking is for a chance to explore that compatibility, to see if we’re a good match. If I get this date with Natalie and it’s awkward and doesn’t work out, so be it. I just need to know I tried.
Cheers for shooting for the stars. At least he’s trying right?
