The Human flesh alternative?!

Mmm honey, what’s that frying in the pan? Is it spam? That’s my favorite! No sweetheart, it’s new. It’s called HUFU! It’s the “Healthy Human Flesh” alternative. Now we don’t have to eat the neighbors.

HufuTM is designed to resemble, as humanly possible, the taste and texture of human flesh. If you’ve never had human flesh before, think of the taste and texture of beef, except a little sweeter in taste and a little softer in texture.

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