HIRE-A-KILLER.COM
I sure HOPE that this is a joke:
“We have been in the business of contract killing for over 50 years, and are continuously revolutionizing the field. We are pleased to offer you unprecendented expertise, highly competitive rates and a user-friendly approach to doing business. With our pioneering technology and new highly accessible website, taking out a contract on someone’s life has never been easier!”
Testimonial: “My kids were pressuring me about my will and would talk about what they would do with the money in front of me. So I called Hire-a-Killer and had them killed in a tragic accident. I used the money from their life insurance to go on a cruise! Thanks H.A.K.!
“Q: I’m an aspiring contract killer. How can I get a job with hire-a-killer.com?
A: Hire a killer is very selective about choosing its employees, however, as our business expands, we will be interviewing candidates to add to our expert team. Send your resume to jobs@hire-a-killer.com
