Boy discovers self stimulation

Dylan Blake, a 14-year-old student at Wayne High School allegedly discovered a way to induce sexual stimulation without the aid of a partner.

“I can’t believe it! This is the greatest thing ever! I’ll never need to have sex,” said Blake. Blake discovered “self-stimulation” in his anime poster-strewn bedroom Tuesday as he “thought about a sexy lady with big boobs.” “I realized that if I cupped my hand a certain way, it made a hole that was the right size,”

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