Nothing’s real, everything is fake…

First, we went to the Military Personnel Records of the National Personnel Records Center at St. Louis, Missouri, the supposed repository of all military records. No record showed, but the official letter hemmed and hawed and scraped its military-booted feet so much, kinda sorta explaining that they’re often … well … ummm … screwed up … and that we should check directly with the United States Marine Corps at Quantico. You know, just to … ummm … make sure.

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