How to deal with *THOSE* emails

After such a *pretty* redesign, I found this commentary quite funny and enjoyable:

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

That certain part of my body…

So I’m up late at night watching Spike Network, and this silly infomercial comes on. It was ridiculous! It’s for Extenz, it’s for men, guess what it does. Well, it’s hard to know, all the show kept mentioning was that it’ll increase “that certain part of the male body by up to 25%”. It was never called a penis, a cock, a one-eyed monster, etc. I wonder why… Maybe it’s because there is no such thing as a twice a day pill that’ll make a penis larger? Could that be it? I have a feeling their lawyers put them up to this–what what I’m really interested to know is, what if NO part of my body gets bigger, not my arm, my leg, nothing. What if I get fat, would the product be deemed a success?
In the end, I guess I’ll say the following: fuck it; who cares. You have what you have, stop looking for products that’ll make it better; make the best of it. It’s just like with beauty, stop looking up to “ideals” that you see in ads, or in this case, pornography. Of course, you could always try to coax that entrepreneurial spirit and create a product that, instead of making a man’s penis bigger, makes the vagina smaller. That would work just as well.

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