The family jewels
If the auction for the cheating ex girlfriend’s gift Sapphire jewelry set wasn’t enough, the auction also includes this:
I also decided to, just for the heck of it, toss in the condoms I found as well. They are Durex brand condoms, a name you can trust. The box came with 4 different kinds, though only 3 kinds remain. I thought about poking holes in each of the condoms so that way if she is cheating she’d get pregnant. I decided not to though and thought I’d keep them for myself, but they aren’t the kind of Durex I use; so I figured I’d toss them in on the auction free. After you give this gift to your girlfriend or wife, you might need the condoms later that night.
