They love me, they love me not

Stolen from Conversations about Famous People:

This was too funny NOT to post…

“Im day dreaming of…Hilary. No, Lindsay. No, Hilary. No, Ziggy Stardust. Its so hard choosing. Just look at me, so ambiguous. About many things. And yes, I know I look like Sharon Stone.

My chest was just waxed this morning, eye makeup done an hour ago. Hair properly mussed by that Queer Eye guy. Eyebrows drawn in by my big brother Nick. My face is as smooth as a peach. Not that I really need to shave. Im only like, sixteen.

Ive got chicks fighting over me. Seriously! I do! Really! No, I swear. Chicks dig me. Really! Dude, Im hot.”

No, Aaron. You arent.

Thanks AW