Who needs Polls, when you have hair!
Who will come out on top in the Kerry-Bush slugfest? The answer may be written in the stars. Or in the candidates’ height. Or their hair.
Forget those pesky polls. A variety of factors have been used for decades to predict who gets to use the good china at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Here’s what tried-and-true folklore says about the White House smackdown.
So, who will win?
Astrology says: Bush
Numerology says: Kerry
Height says: Kerry
Psychic Signs says: Kerry
Hair Factor says:Kerry
Able to win Ohio: Bush
Sports: According to urban legend, the last Washington Redskins home game before the Nov. 2 election will predict the outcome of the White House bowl. That game, this year, is against the Green Bay Packers on Oct. 31. If the Redskins prevail, so will W.
GO PACKERS!!!!

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