Frozen excrement spoils family’s picnic

An Austrian family had their weekend picnic ruined when a lump of frozen excrement fell from the sky and hit their barbecue. The mother of the family said: “I thought it was a meteor but it was frozen so I wrapped it tinfoil and put it in the freezer, and then called the police.” Police said the waste had come from an aircraft, but the woman said: “I don’t see how it can be from an aircraft as none flew overhead all day.”

This reminds me of Dirt Diggler…. Haha.. the poop meteor.