D-Skin, the compact disc condom

D-Skin, the compact disc condom: “Sure, they have a highly suggestive name, tagline (D-Skin, Protective Disc Skins), and packaging that shows an orifice (a navel, mind you, obviously referencing self-contemplation). And yeah, we’re wary about getting it, er, stuck inside of a slot-loading drive, but maybe they’ve really got something here.”