Celebrity Spotlight…

::SHUDDER::

David Hasslehoff, Bluetooth Spokesperson: “The Bluetooth SIG, the organization that guides and promotes the wireless standard of the same name, has selected American-born Teutonic superstar David Hasselhoff — promoted as ‘Hassle the Hoff,’ which presumably means something kinky, involving hair, perhaps — to be the next spokesperson for the group in Germany. This announcement also is the first confirmed time I’ve ever seen the term ‘soft rock skills.’”

One more reason not to use Bluetooth!