Alabama Sex Toy Ban

Alabama Sex Toy Ban: “Pity the good people of Alabama, who won’t be able to legally sample the new sex toys [...], for that matter, thanks to a federal court ruling yesterday: ‘Under this law one could stroll down Alabama’s southern streets selling semiautomatic rifles and dildos, and be arrested for the dildos.’ Gives a whole new meaning to the Alabama state flag now, doesn’t it?”