Sumner Redstone Promises Gayness on Gay Channel for Gays

“We kind of hoped that the full version of Sunday’s NYT interview with Viacom CEO Sumner Redstone would feature dialogue like ‘I’m gonna impale Les Moonves on the ambisexual figurehead of Barry Diller’s yacht!’ or something very financial-pirate like that. Sadly, the big boss just disses former second-in-command Frank Biondi, proclaims Viacom the victim of Janet Jackson’s girl-parts, and promises us the long-rumored gay TV network.”

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