Stroke My Giant Hairy Armpit!

Stroke My Giant Hairy Armpit / Massive, furry sweat glands, and the hot babes who want to have sex with them. Dry pits win! Thanks to the SFGate and its hysterical writer, Mark Morford.

“..Giant, wooly armpits the size of miniature ponies that have weird stubby legs with three (?) bubbly round Play-Doh toes apiece, huge walking armpits with no head and no arms and no genitalia and no discernable reason for existing other than to spread their creepy and disturbing image far and wide in the weirdest and least appealing ad campaign since those cute constipated animated bears hawked Cottonelle toilet paper on TV.”