Star Jones’s Big Fat Not Gay Wedding Website

From the ever witty Gawker:

“When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of a big floofy flower-laden website to document every iota of my wedding. And once again, Star Jones has stolen my dreams!

Anyway: the Star Jones wedding website is like the romantic version of ‘The Ring.’ You won’t necessarily die seven days after you see it, but it’ll take at least a week before you’re willing to have sex again.”

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