Just call her Esther.

WOW Report: Puddintane: “Madonna’s changing her name to Esther. As in Esther, Queen of the Jews? England’s Sky News reports that the singer will say in a television interview airing Friday that she wants to be attached to the ‘energy of a different name.’ Kooky? No, kabbalah. Madonna apparently has the red string wrapped a little too tight around her wrist. ‘I was named after my mother,’ she says. ‘My mother died when she was very young, of cancer, and I wanted to attach myself to another name.’ Seems that the energy of the name Madonna has done very well by her, wouldn’t you say?”