Grahamco-phobia

Grahamco-phobia: “The WP brought in an expert with a message of hope for those who live in fear; last Friday, they hosted an online chat with a psychoanalyst who ‘counsels those suffering from extreme cases of entomophobia.’

Arlington, Va.: I have tried to restructure my thoughts regarding cicadas, but that doesn’t seem to work. What else should I try?

Of course, they could also crawl into your ears and eat your brain. Not to scare you or anything.

What we want to know is what you call a fear of pedantic yet simpering coverage of completely banal occurrences: You know, traffic, snow emergencies, cicadas. . .”