Felix Unger – RIP

For those of you who were not affected by Felix and Oscar, I am truly sorry. Due to complete parental disregard, these two became my surrogate parents during my formatives. Jacked on Super Sugar Crisp, I logged many a hour in front of the old black and white, absorbing their illuminating insights into the crazy world we live in. Though, by the looks of how I turned out, Oscar took a greater role in shaping my hygenic habits, i will always have a soft spot for honking, obsessive freak who was Felix Unger. I always was baffled how he had such a hot wife.

Ciao Tony — God Speed